Upskirt guy….captured

saw this from an Email forward

one of the notorious Upskirt gang caught by Mall security guard.

he is Tiburcio Calvo, 32, elevator technician at Araneta Center, Cubao caught by a security guard taking pictures using his cellphone under the skirt of a certain Joanne Loraine Bautista on an escalator in Gateway Mall late Monday afternoon 03/27/06….

for the TV news download the video capture here http://rapidshare.de/files/16620984/huli1.mp4.html

http://rapidshare.de/files/16621021/huli2.mp4.html

http://rapidshare.de/files/16621131/huli3.mp4.html

Wolverine of X-men 3 in FUDGE a

Fudge Magazine released their press cover of their April 2006 issue.

The Huge cover of April is Wolverine (actor Hugh Jackman), promoting the
last story line of the
X-Men movie, titled : X-Men 3: The Last Stand.

catch the new issue to a magazine and bookstore near you.

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beating a greaseman 2

heres the image preview

beating a greaseman

i saw this guy holding a gun in Quirino Ave.

beating up a greaseman or taong grasa in the middle of the street

I was freaking to see this big guy beating a hungry and helpless, metally ill greaseman

download here to see the video

for sale : DVD: “THIS IS NOT A SHORT FILM BY KHAVN”

yo guys!
im selling and I’m one of the distributor of Khavn’s latest video release

for all interested buyers
txt me at 09275340309
or email me at azrael@gmail.com

im accepting orders outside manila and outside philippines.
just email me for details

dvd price is P500

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DVD: “THIS IS NOT A SHORT FILM BY KHAVN”
BE MOVIES, The Short Films Of Khavn: Volume One

“This Is Not A Short Film” is the first volume of “Be Movies”, the
collection of short films by Khavn. This 61-minute DVD features the
following 7 digital short films:

“LATA AT TSINELAS” (Can & Slippers), which won last year in Italy, just
screened in Tampere International Short Film Festival (Finland), after
opening the Clermont-Ferrand International Short Film Festival (France), and
will proceed to Germany this July as part of the Artistic and Cultural
Programme of the FIFA World Cup in cooperation with the Berlin International
Film Festival;

“OUR DAILY BREAD”, which had its world premiere in the Rotterdam
International Film Festival (The Netherlands) last January;

“RUGBY BOYZ”, which will compete in Oberhausen International Short Film
Festival (Germany) this May;

“SMALL ALI”, which will be shown in the “La Noche Mas Freak” section of
the Las Palmas De Gran Canaria International Film Festival (Spain) this end
of March;

“BARONG BROTHERS”, which received a Gawad-CCP, and has been screened in the
Izmir International Short Film Festival (Turkey) and the Morbegno
International Short Film Festival (Italy);

“GREASEMAN”, which features Eric Quizon and Lou Veloso, bagged the
Excellence Award from the Tokyo Video Festival and the Gawad-CCP for Best
Short Film, and was shown recently in Tehran International Short Film
Festival (Iran) as part of their Tribute To Asian Short Films and the
Asia-Pacific Documentary Film Festival (Australia);

and “MONDOMANILA: INSTITUSYON NG MAKATA” (Institute Of Poets), which stars
Marvin Agustin, and was voted by Brazilian critic Jorge Didaco of Senses Of
Cinema as one of the ten best films of 2005.

Other countries that have exhibited the films in this volume are Syria,
Brazil, Singapore, Portugal, Slovenia, Malaysia, Pesaro, and Sweden.

“This Is Not A Short Film” DVD also contains the trailers of Khavn’s 10
full-length films and his two other short film collections, as well as a
printed catalogue about his works. Available for only P500 at Mag:net
Katipunan and Datelines Bookstore (Cubao X, aka Marikina Shoe Expo in
Cubao).

For more info, visit www.kamiasroad.com/khavn.

ABOUT KHAVN

“Enfant terrible of Philippine Cinema.”
– Pesaro International Film Festival

“Che Guevarra of the Digital Revolution.”
- Jose Victor Marin, Festival Director, La Palma International Digital
Film Festival

“Filipino Renaissance man Khavn is one of underground digital cinema’s
best-kept secrets. Khavn — Rotterdam International Film Festival’s coolest
revelation — might look like a prankster punk, but in the end he’s also an
ass- kicking rebel priest.”
- Olaf Moeller, European Editor, Film Comment

“Khavn earns a place of his own in the international foreign legion of
experimental extremists and cult film makers such as the Japanese Takashi
Miike, the German Jörg Buttgereit and South African Aryan Kaganof/Ian
Kerkhof.”
Gertjan Zuilhof, Programmer, Rotterdam International Film Festival

“A real discovery. The Lars von Trier of the Philippines.”
- Julien Fonfrede, Montreal Festival Of New Cinema

“The wild, funny, subversive no-budget videos of the Philippine punk rebel
Khavn is a discovery in the emphasis to the cinema of Southeast Asia.”
- Christoph Huber, Film Critic, Die Presse (Vienna)

“The new Takashi Miike. The Philippine counterpart of Peter Baiestorf.”
- Marcelo Carrard, Mondo Paura (Sao Paulo)

“For a few years now, Philippines had its own answer to the Dogma manifesto.
It was called Filmless Films. Its leader is Khavn. He has been tireless in
organising events, screening showcases and festivals to promote Filipino
digital cinema. Filipino digital cinema has come of age.”
Philip Cheah, Festival Director, Singapore International Film Festival

“Khavn earns a place of his own in the international foreign legion of
experimental extremists and cult film makers such as the Japanese Takashi
Miike, the German Jörg Buttgereit and South African Aryan Kaganof/Ian
Kerkhof.”
Gertjan Zuilhof, Programmer, Rotterdam International Film Festival

The doggy beggar

photo by: Azrael Coladilla

while walking in Recto, I was looking for a Japanese AV idol video in the bangketas, then I spotted this little mutt being watched by a crowd.

then.. after having a closer look.. the dog is cute in his style! the begging dog of Manila, I think I saw this dog with his master in TV Patrol 2 years ago. I took a shot and then gave P5 for a good show. I think the dog’s name is "Habagat"

heheh astig!

naked spammer

Spams are good to eat, especially when I put them in my spaghetti and heat
it in my microwave

but the other Spam is a menace to us, especially with computers.

and then some porn celeb or internet porn celeb sent this picture for an
invite to her site

but for that…. I reject it and never replied

coz I’m scared to see the other part with smaller notes

Ang Mundo ni Andong Agimat, new graphic novel from Arnold Arre

from Arnold and Cynthia Arre

——

“What would you like you see in a superhero comic?” That was the
question Arnold asked us in the wake of the resurging interest in
Darna perpetuated by the new comic book and talk of a movie and TV
series.

In the Philippines, while Mars Ravelo borrowed heavily from American
iconic figures such as Superman, Captain Marvel and Wonder Woman,
other super heroic figures without the colorful costumes have been
popular. The herioc “agimat” stories and movies have been popular to
Filipinos and can be traced to our myths and legends.

With Mythology Class, Arnold went back to these myths and legends.
With his interest in FPJ and Ramon Revilla action movies, he now
brings these legends to the streets.

So what kind of superheroes did Arnold have in mind? Superheroes
without the cultural trappings of American comics. Superheroes
steeped in mythology but sharpened by the dirty grey tabloid world.
Superheroes that are different and yet familiar. New and yet
remembered.

The world of Andong Agimat.

Emil Flores
Quezon City January 2006

***

Hope you guys can support my husband! - Cynthia

Two-time National Book Award-winner Arnold Arre’s new graphic novel “Ang
Mundo ni Andong Agimat” is now available at Comic Quest branches, National
Book Store, Powerbooks, Fully Booked and Filbars branches.

–
Arnold - http://www.arnold-arre.com
Cynthia - http://www.bauzon.ph

Fast food junkie story

I got this from an email forward and it says that he/she got it from a local
forum

written in Filipino. and EDITED

Dami ko na po kasing experience about working in fastfood and sa kasamaang
palad puro jollibee….nway kitchen me dun…kaya bigyan ko kau ng
tips……

1. wag kakain sa fast food pagpaclose nah: 4 example 10pm close ang fast
food
wag na kau kumain between 9:30-10pm….bkit?kc po di na kau cgurado kung
malinis pa kinakain nyo..base on experience po…kami kcng mga kitchen eh
nagpepreclose nah 1hr before the closing para hindi kami pumalo o gumulong
what i min is mahirapan ng husto sa closing kc pagnatagalan kami sa
pagkoclose ung oras na sobra sa sked nmin is (charity!) walang bayad!kaya
1hr before nagbabawas na kami ng product na lulutuin..kya lang pag may
umorder na customer eh bad3p lhat ng kitchen ang gagawin
gaganti..halimbawang nasa basurahan na ang spaghetty sauce..e may umorder ng
sapag ciempre kung magluluto ulit..mata2galan na kmi dag2 hugasan pa..kaya 4
shortcut sa maniwala kau’t sa hindi kukunin ulit nmin ung sauce na nsa
basurahan nah…di lang sa spag ginagawa ng mga crew yun in any of the
products na ubos nah tpos may oorder pa..dami ko na naexpirience na ganyan
sa iba’t-ibang store pa ng JB…alam ng mga kaespiya yan na nagwork narin sa
jollibee.

2. Sa umaga kumain lang ng mga regular meal at hindi breakfast..or breakfast
but rice is regular rice not Fried or cinangag riceim refering 2 jollibee:
Kasi po ung kanin nun: Why? kc po ung ginagawang garlic rice is left over ng
closing..(tira-tira po ng mga nakaduty nung gabi)…iniinit lang…hehehe

3. I suggest na lilo muna kau sa mga burgers: Why? kasi po ginagawa ang
burger with crew’s bare hands!Oo nagsasanitice kami ng kamay every
30mins…but can u imagine sa 30mins na un ilang pawis na ang lumabas sa
kamay namin..ilang germs na ang kumalat..tapos hahawak sa burger para
iwrap..ni wala manlang gloves..pansinin nyo sa kitchen un pagbumili
kau..heheeh to c is 2 believe!

4. Pag-alam nyong maliit ang chicken isoli agad at papalitan: Why? Kasi
reject na yun!walang bayad…libre!kaya pag un ang binigay sa inyo sayang
lang bayad nyo…di lang po sa manok..sa shanghai din kelangan hindi dark
brown..sa fries dpat hindi lapse o lantutay kelangan nakatayo parin..sa pies
kelangan sobrang init dahil kung hindi reject din po un…at sa iba pa…

5. Sa softdrinks pagnakitang sobra ang ice lugi ka: Why? Kasi softdrink ang
binayaran mo hindi YELO!

6. Ang mga crew pagayaw ka pansinin report mo agad: Why? Kasi sa JB always
customer first!….

7. Pag nakita mo na parang alinlangan ang crew sa pagbigay ng product isoli
agad: Why? Kc may kababalaghang ginwa dun!promise…

Hindi nman po sa sinisiraan ko ang jollibee…im just sharing my experience
for you to be aware of what you are eating outside your house…subok na po
ito!lhat ng crew ng JB alam to…may tinatawag kc kming standard…un ung
tamang paggawa ng product..the problem is pag standard ka maiinis sau ang
mga kacrewmate mo dahil doing standard processes makes your work so
slow..angbagal as in!that’a a fact…kaya laht ng bangis(batikang crew) eh
nagshoshortcut..un ung tinatawag na substandard…di masyadong tamang
paggawa pero mabilis! Eto lang po share ko… thanx rOCK oN!